But we're sure that you'll agree (well, most of you), that original or not, this picture is just too good NOT to use; you can't make stuff like this up.
Go on; give it your best shot. You know the rules; brief, pithy, humourous, and not personal. Oh, and Robert; stick to the subject mate!
The floor is yours ...
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Auditions for the new series of "NZ's Got Talent" prove to be a disappointment.
"Step right up ladies and gentlemen and see the clowns that call themselves out Government! Be in quick! They'll be moving on soon. Step right up!"
*meant 'our' but out will do :-)
"See Big Gerry eat entire buildings in a sitting. Watch Double-Jointed Bill escape from the Box of Public Scrutiny, marvel at the slipperiness of John the Eelman as he slithers amongst the Polls, Step right up! See the clowns!"
"See Robert Guyton's nastiness..."
This year's entrants in the Tim Shadbolt-alike competition are of a higher standard than usual."
L
And where are the clowns?
Quick, send in the clowns.
Don't bother - they're here.
Apoplogies;
Stephen Sondheim,
Cleo Laine.
Laydeee in red, is voting for meeee...
"That's right ladies and gentlemen, they've had three years, you heard me right, three years to fix the country they say was broke but ladies and gentlemen, I kid you not, THEY'VE GONE BACKWARDS! See our people flee to Australia! See our unemployment figures sky-rocket! See business confidence plummet! It's all here for you to see ladies and gentlemen, at the National Party Circus! Roll up! Roll up!
"Fran Mold; come back here. I told you; NO SMOG photo opportunities!
No caption necessary.
Give Jerry his coat back will you Phil.
I think Phil has taken up opera singing and is trying to belt out "Vesti la Giubba" from I Pagliacci!!
"...and on my left is the Greens Party recruitment tent, they are saying they will held run the country we will get back into ppppppppppowerrrrr .. hahahahahaha"
eeeee-aaawww
Goof spreading the word: "Hey RG down there at the edge of the known world, can you hear me? You're wonderful, even if I am the only person in the universe to think so."
Faversham
I'm hugely encouraged to hear that Faversham, and not a little flattered!
Our next PM, a fan!
Such is my excitement at hearing your news, I'll re-double my commenting rate!
"Stating the obvious"
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