What a fetching beret that was that Tariana Turia was wearing when she went to the Waitangi Tribunal hearing in Lower Hutt yesterday. It's every bit as memorable as the Labour blokes in their vests, and if David "Happy Feet" Farrar can make a Caption Contest out of that, then so can we with this one!
You know the rules; keep 'em short, amusing, pithy and on-topic, and don't get personal. Other than that, you are only limited by your imagination!
Give it your best shot; we'll get the ball rolling:
Tariana: It's neat eh! Martyn Bradbury gave it to me; he's using them for marketing.